Para los lectores de lengua inglesa que quieran aprender español.. aquí va este MINI-MANUAL.
NOTA: Pronunciar en ingles el texto en rojo pero por favor en voz alta. 
Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have dinner
N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you
