CURSO DE ESPAÑOL PARA GUIRIS

Para los lectores de lengua inglesa que quieran aprender español.. aquí va este MINI-MANUAL.

NOTA: Pronunciar en ingles el texto en rojo pero por favor en voz alta.

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have dinner

N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair

Who and seek ago = Juan se cago = John is a chicken things.

S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.

Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando =stop bugging me.

See eye = si hay = yes we have

T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you